Douglas Weal and the KGB agent – The mysterious case of fraud, Russian assassins, dodgy visa’s & Dengue fever

Up shit creek: Douglas James Weal and Inspector Rex aka “Fitzy”, the four legged German (Alsace) spy who was able to use a keyboard to create the many versions of a comprehensive document that contributed to Alan Thomas’s malicious prosecution and conviction!

Douglas Weal had been using the internet to pursue his perverted objectives for quite some time. Lauda Finem’s investigations have revealed that these fetishes normally just involved massive debts, fraud and the destruction of peoples lives, businesses and reputations.

Whilst these “Plots” must have kept both Miller and Weal exceptionally busy it now, however, appears that Mr Douglas Weal had somehow managed to find the time to pursue his romantic aspirations, using his undoubted skill as a liar, complete bullshit artist and his old friend “cyberspace”, of course, to achieve them!

Mr Weal, obviously sick of spanking the monkey with his fantasy cyber poke,  had  resorted to cruising some of those infamous Russian dating sites when he unexpectedly stumbled across a profile that took his fancy. All of Weals boxes must have been ticked with this Slavic chick, the mind boggles when thinking of the criteria’s those boxes may have required. After a whirl-wind cyber romance (for a variety of reasons, we don’t believe that nudity or cameras had been involved).

Weal managed to con Olga aka Oxana Suranova, his soon to be bride into meeting him in Fiji where the plan was to get married, then smuggle his new bride back into New Zealand on a marriage visa.

All appeared to be going swimmingly, after all he must have needed the break, being at the point of near exhaustion in fact, after running around avoiding the massive debts he and his cockamamy businesses had run up and then there’s the many admirers, he and Miller had defamed, that were out to nail them both.

So what happens next? Well in our next post you’ll all get to find out!

A  Weal “sitting duck” with Dengue fever, click to enlarge

References:

1. http://whitepages.co.nz/whitepages/Te-Hapara/Birch-G-W-C-&-E-M/100199676_RES.html (lolbb)

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