The Trade Unions have had a crack at ACC alleging that it is largely responsible for the rate of accidents in New Zealand’s work place being 4 times that of Britain. Australia’s rate is allegedly half that of New Zealand.
A similar study indicated an abysmal record of accidents at home. Three times that of motor vehicle accidents.
The issue of motor vehicle accidents is being dealt with by safer cars and better roads, and possibly some attitude changes of a large portion of drivers.
Motor vehicle accidents are not likely to be a person making a false claim, although false claims could involve motor vehicles. Such false claims are unverified such as a person falling off a motorbike at low speed, or a person having to break hard and hurting their neck.
In the late 70’s and 80’s in New Zealand meatworkers used to cut half a finger off with a very sharp knife to get $10,000.00 in order to buy a new car. We wonder how many fingers the likes of Kenneth Miller [AKA Tomcat] has left. Of course there is the good old “back injury” exacerbated by a “trip” or a “fall,” or “twisting” lifting a beer fridge etc.
Given the massive interest of our readership in our articles involving ACC Forum criminal fraudsters we feel that it is important that we deal with what is at pandemic level. We believe that the studies undertaken are fatally flawed as they do not import the proven levels of fraud committed by the likes of ACCForum members.
That being ACC earnings related compensation fraud committed by the likes of Mark “Lardtard” McNicholl, a fat cunt diagnosed by an ACC Occupational Physician as suffering from a chronic case of the intellectual viral infection Lazycockeritus. The female disorder is called lazycunteritus.
Lardtard caught Lazycockeritus over the internet from visiting ACCForum where the male and female disorder is being contained from spreading by the determined work of media professionals making the world aware of its presence.
Those professionals are hoping to rid the world of the social disease this year. The professionals are administering massive doses of lethal exposure as this story goes to print and those already infected are doomed to suffer for the rest of their miserable lives, but will be incapable of spreading the debilitating disorder.
Marks life and finances went down hill when he was thrown off ACC earnings compensation when the same Occupational Physician examined a quarter of Mark and found him fit to work as a foodtaster, telly tubby, circus clown, and freakshow worker.
Lardtard is now defrauding WINZ stating that while he is amply qualified for the jobs, except telly tubby, he cannot find any work due to his now diagnosed Lazycockeritus.
However Mark “Lardtard” McNicholl did not give up easy.
He went to review arguing that he was not qualified to be a Telly tubby. The reviewer upheld Marks argument to a point in agreeing that there was a risk of injury if Mark was to be a Telly tubby. A risk of injury to children that is, if the fat cunt fell on one of them. The reviewer also found that there was also a risk of Mark McNicholl re-offending in the role, but could not determine the level of risk.
Mark argued that the whole clinical examination was flawed as the Physician only examined a quarter of Marks massive bulk, but this point was rejected by the reviewer, with the reviewer finding that a full examination of Marks impressive poundage was out of the question due to cost, and time, restraints. As an example the reviewer found that half of Mark was made up of manboobs, manhandles, and bubble butt, which could not impact on an ability to work.
But Mark “lardtard” McNicholl does make an effort on Sunday when the oversized telly tubby drags his enormous pimply arse to the local Anglican Church to pray that God will put him back on ACC.
According to St Johns office administrator Jan, Mark uses church as an opportunity to “hit and miss” on the parishes octogenarian widows. Jan recounted a time when Mark was accosted by his Parish priest, the venerable Nick Mountfort, and asked what he thought about the priests sermon about starving children in Africa. Apparently Marks reply was priceless as to its insight, and which incredible reply was put in the next church’s email letter;
“Whenever I watch TV [which is 24/7] and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies, and death, and stuff.”
The level of fraud against ACC, and then WINZ, by ACCForum members is a major concern to the New Zealand economy, and financially impacts on all New honest levy paying New Zealanders.
Lauda Finem gives our readership the faces of New Zealand fraud: